“Why did the turkey go to

the other side of the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off.”

~ Unknown

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15th ~ Lemon Meringue Pie Day
15th ~ Nat’l Relaxation Day
16th ~ Nat’l Tell A Joke Day, Toastmasters.org
17th ~ Nat’l Vanilla Custard Day
18th ~ Nat’l Soft Ice Cream Day
18th ~ Nat’l Bad Poetry Day
18th ~ Nat’l Watermelon Day
19th ~ Potato Day
20th ~ Lemonade Day
20th ~ Nat’l Chocolate Pecan Pie Day
21st ~ Nat’l Pecan Torte Day