“For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously”

I stumbled across this list while stumbling on Stumbleupon one day. I got it from one of my stumbler friend’s list. This is just the first part. There are actually 54 of these. So take a little time to peruse this list. Hopefully, if you’re “enlightened” it will induce a few chuckles:

“FOR THOSE WHO TAKE
LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY”

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.…more